Conversation while waiting in the bathroom line at a party
- Him: Are you drunk?
- Me: Not as drunk as you.
- Him: Are you an artist?
- Me: Well, I'm a writer. That's kinda like an artist. You?
- Him: I'm a painter.
- Me: Really? I used to work in a gallery. Is your work being shown anywhere?
- Him: They were having a contest at Belmont Army for Vans shoes, but I didn't turn in my application.
- Me: ...
- Him: Wanna make out?
- Me: Uhm...no thanks.
