Somebody always wins the breakup. →
Next RedEye column comes out tomorrow...
A few contend that the very existence of talent is not, as they carefully put...– Why talent is overrated - Oct. 21, 2008 (via stickermug)
Sometimes I write and sometimes people like it. →
When you’ve got something going for you, there are people that really love...– Me. Peace.
Remember when I said that an f-buddy should be as... →
Dear Cosmic Humor, F U.
Today, I am literally having to answer questions on my client’s FB page from a woman with my first name, spelled in my same unusual way, and my ex-boyfriend’s uncommon last name.
Gene Pool Self Sabotage
Me: I saw (1st serious bf) today for the first time in six years. He walked by my table at People.
Sister: Was that the guy that looked like the MAD face?
Me: Ugh. Nope. That's the guy I pretend never happened. He literally thought he was the most attractive man on earth...and liked to tell me so.
Sister: Wait. Was he the one with the penthouse on State?
Me: The one and only.
Sister: So...he was the OTHER moonfaced one.
Me: Sigh. I don't know why I force myself into relationships with guys I'm not actually very attracted to.
My next column comes out on Thursday
…it’s going to be a doozy!
When was the last time you slow danced?
I think if I don’t get married, it will be because I’m too terrified...
The bigger the personality, the more broken the heart.
Roundhouse Kick To The Face, Ana– I just signed an e-mail to a boy I like this way…what is wrong with me??
Zipments Launches In Chicago →
The basic gist is “Make money taking things across town.” Seriously. It’s that simple. As you may know, I’ve been living that freelancing lifestyle since January. It is BOMB! What that means, however, is that I generally have a lot of downtime…might as well use that to make money. And that’s just what happens on Zipments.com. People with extra time...
Follow your heart or follow your head?
I am such a free spirit when it comes to my lifestyle. I love the feeling of freedom and being a little off-center. For most major decisions, I’m the girl that “follows her heart.” In relationships and dating, however, I am very rational…almost too rational. Bizarrely, the only place I let my head lead me is in matters of the heart. I do this to protect myself. I try...
I want to have an adventure with someone. Just one great adventure.